Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
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Peroxide 3
I can't believe he crushed his best friend. He must work out.
cc1992 11
I am sorry, but your boyfriend sounds like an insensitive jerk! That's so rude! He doesn't deserve you if he's like that.
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Comments (70)
anjyu22 0
Wrong answer. Lose him quick - that's a huge red flag.
stupiddumbblonde 0
dumb tard. :P I'm with ya too :)
FML_babe 0
that's when you reply...'yeah so am I dumbass and walk away'
Kittykatkrunch 0
i actually said i wasnt good enough later. and he is like she is just someone i cant get.. and i still have no clue how i managed to get you..
Sygonus 0
Well, yeah it was insensitive for him to say that. But really, there's probably some truth to what he's saying... the best friend is most likely way out of his league, so it's not really like she's a threat to the incumbant girlfriend.
testing_fml 0
Dump his douchey ass.
perdix 31
You two losers ought to settle for each other. People make themselves miserable when then keep thinking that they have a future with people that are out of their league. When you are a 6 and your best friend is a 10, you're not going to hit that regularly. Look in the mirror, admit that you are a 6 and find another 6 to pair off with. Jeez.
wellinever 5
If she's too good for him then you are too. In fact, kicking is too good him. You can see where this advice is heading, can't you?
gpstyne 0
good to know, thanx for clearing that up... babe
Starfire22 5
I would tell him " I'm sorry I just figuredout that I also am to good for you" and dump his ass or at least make him suffer a littl. my advice? get a coach purse outta his ass ;D
Starfire22 5
before the comments come in yes I kno I'm a bitch at times but I can at least admit that I have bitchy tendecies most girls do get over it