Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Today, while I was working, my friend stopped by and visited with me a moment. After she left, my client asked me if she was my daughter. My friend is 32 and I'm 27. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
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wowfmlife 0
It could be like an any gender shirt, or even a boy shirt. Or maybe you just have a gay fashion sense. Straight eye for the queer guy
geesquared 0
So... I assume you wear women's clothing?
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bluedoll 1
I fail to see how this is an FML--I'm ASSUMING that you were not cross dressing and that the young lady was wearing a mens wear shirt OR you were both wearing a t-shirt. which is a unisex kind of thing. I wouldn't sweat it, unless you thought you were really hip in an indie band kind of way and she blew your cover. Even then I wouldn't sweat it. At least you weren't at PROM in the same dress! Then you would have like, just died. Totally. Oh, and an acronym is actually formed using the initial components of the word, creating a new word. "S.C.U.B.A" is an example: Self contained underwater breathing apparatus. "N.A.T.O" (North Atlantic Treaty Organization) "IB4T" is some weird thing that I don't understand. Just saying....
weefoo 0
when i was 14 90% of my t-shirts were band t-shirts i bought at shows, from threadless, or something i got for free. and i doubt that a 23 year old guy would've hesitated at wearing any of them. instead of whining over the internet, go make friends. a 14 year old girl can always use an older person to talk to with similar interests, and i don't mean in the creepy way.
baldfatman 0
So what, I wear guy band shirts all the time and I'm a girl. It's no big deal, unless you got it at a store for girls, then FYL
StrikerBwF 0
YDI because that's not an FML! It's just random stuff that happens! F Nobody's Life In there!
Fisshie 0
If it's a band tee or something like that who cares? I see guys all the time wearing the same Misfits, My Chem or Used shirt as me. It doesn't matter, this isn't a FML.
Shadow_Wing 0
How in the world is this a FML? They often take the same print and market it to both genders, but if it was the exact same size AND print, then you're probably really small (or she's big).
Victoria_fml 0
Yeah so... ? That doesn't mean anything really.
fmlxxxx 0
so did you mack her?
gregthestrange 3
was she hot?
xXStayPrettyXx 0
*Immediately removes shirt for the rest of the party*