Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Today, while I was working, my friend stopped by and visited with me a moment. After she left, my client asked me if she was my daughter. My friend is 32 and I'm 27. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
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wowfmlife 0
It could be like an any gender shirt, or even a boy shirt. Or maybe you just have a gay fashion sense. Straight eye for the queer guy
geesquared 0
So... I assume you wear women's clothing?
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Comments (120)
AUT_student 0
I have to say this is an FML, not because of the shirt, but because the OP's life is so insular and non-existent that he thought his post WAS an FML. Basically, the post fails, but your life is ****** anyway.
genius_man16 1
my sentiments exactly #5
tempaccount 0
YDI for giving a damn. I mean, seriously, who gives a damn. Wear something and shut the hell up. Is your shirt any less comfortable because other people have worn similar ones?? NO NO IT ISN'T STOP CARING ABOUT SUCH PETTY THINGS.
BiggLJ 0
YDI for probably being a skinny little wimp.
monsooneth 0
Sounds like he's saying he has physique of a 14 year old girl. If so definitely F his Life.
randomness28 0
Is it an Edward Cullen shirt?
newguy12 0
how is this an fml? unless ur wearing a tank top or something
aronnetnt 8
That's what I was thinking
yeahitstella 0
...There are such things as unisex clothing. Relax dude, who cares?
NickelPhosphate 0
FML's are getting lamer every day. She could be a tomboy. Or you accidentally bought a woman's shirt. If it looked like a guys shirt, who cares!
24788 7
I don't really understand this one?