Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML
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Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Today, while I was working, my friend stopped by and visited with me a moment. After she left, my client asked me if she was my daughter. My friend is 32 and I'm 27. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
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wowfmlife 0
It could be like an any gender shirt, or even a boy shirt. Or maybe you just have a gay fashion sense. Straight eye for the queer guy
geesquared 0
So... I assume you wear women's clothing?
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Comments (120)
mylifeisfuckedd 0
This is BY FAR the stupidest fml I've EVER read. Like wow.
JFox 8
Not an FML, but you said bloke and that's cute. :P
TeenieAmerica 9
Lol it is. :D But not an FML at all. I'm a girl, and I'm wearing a guys band shirt right now. I know a dude who has the same one, but it's only because it's not a girly shirt. OP, as long as you weren't wearing like a Hannah Montana shirt or something, I think you're good.
Poxag 0
ummm how did this make it through to the site. this isnt funny at all
wbrycem 0
Well I wouldn't want to be in the same room as a 14 year old girl wearing the same shirt as me. I'm digging the ultra high expectations of people who are on fml now. Why don't you upload ones that are better? If you can't, stop bitching.
withfire 0
That's what you get for wearing Hello Kitty.
NotNegativeNews 0
Was it one of those geeky tshirts that anyone can wear, and they even have two different cuts of it?
walkemskies 0
such a effing stupid fml WHO GIVES A CRAP
th3rapy 0
LoL, was it the Awesome Possum shirt? ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Z_ZducwbQ
Emwo 0
Why the hell was this one accepted? o_o What kind of shirt was it? Its not that uncommon if she's a tomboy, or a band / geek shirt.
stepherneffernee 0
Hehe. Bloke.