Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Today, while I was working, my friend stopped by and visited with me a moment. After she left, my client asked me if she was my daughter. My friend is 32 and I'm 27. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
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wowfmlife 0
It could be like an any gender shirt, or even a boy shirt. Or maybe you just have a gay fashion sense. Straight eye for the queer guy
geesquared 0
So... I assume you wear women's clothing?
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Comments (120)
Manda777 0
this rly isnt a fml... if it was a tshirt, then that happens all the time. and if it wasnt a tshirt, then you totally deserved that.
dancin303 0
i am a 14 yr old girl and sometimes the guy shirts are more confortable...but if it is at a party then i prob wouldnt wear a guy shirt. also maybe you just are metrosexual
CalebEatsZombies 2
I wear skinny fit shirts.. Those are chick clothes but that doesn't make me gay I just see girl clothes look better than some guy clothes
CalebEatsZombies 2
And I'm 14 so were all 14 in a sense
JohnFR33M4N 0
Hey if you cant be original just blend in with the crowd....even if they think you are a pervert in drag
Lou_Briccant 0
IB4T"OMG use proper grammar this is America!"
pandabearsmiles 0
I'm American, and obviously I know alot of Americans, but foriegn people as well, and no one cares about proper grammar. Grammar and America really have no relation.
alazae 0
; Lmao OP is from the UK...
manoverboard 0
Haha. I wear guy shirts all the time. Don't think so much about it.
McA513M 0
#14, you are a HORRIBLE example of Americans. You do realize that our way of doing things, isn't the ONLY way right? OP: Don't worry. Your life isn't ******, so stop stressing over the little things mkay? :)
irishfever 0
crossdressing... how fun
jadeddream 0
Unless it was pink with faeries on it, then I think you're fine.
TheZephyrSon 3
Depends on what kind of shirt it was...
Lou_Briccant 0
#16, you're a retard. "IB4T" stands for "In before The". Had you not mindlessly jumped to conclusions, you'd understand that I was saying "In before the 'OMG use proper grammar this is America!" comments. ****.
roxana61 0
calm the **** down