Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML
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Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Today, while I was working, my friend stopped by and visited with me a moment. After she left, my client asked me if she was my daughter. My friend is 32 and I'm 27. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
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wowfmlife 0
It could be like an any gender shirt, or even a boy shirt. Or maybe you just have a gay fashion sense. Straight eye for the queer guy
geesquared 0
So... I assume you wear women's clothing?
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BeautyAndBrains 0
Were you wearing a tee shirt from an event or a business or something? Otherwise I don't understand why you would be wearing the same shirt as a girl, no matter what her age is.
plethora 3
Ahahaha, I love this FML because I can relate. I have a Transformers tshirt that I bought from the men's rack because it was only ten bucks. Whenever I wear it out in public I get blokes doing a double take, probably thinking the same thing as you. #36/37: You're a dick.
raaaaaaachael 0
LOL that americans don't know what 'bloke' is.
sophiepento 0
He's most likely australian, hence for saying the word 'bloke'. Idiots.
00754chan 0
I'm female, definately not 14.. I wear a fair bit of mens clothes; but its usually those button up shirts - kind of like business shirts.. checked, pin striped, etc.. sleaves rolled .
cb7112 2
i'm a girl and i'm nearly 14 and i wear tons of guy shirts! even some of my guy friends have the same shirts as me. it's not a problem!
schadenfreudeFTW 0
topman, right?
Sneakyxllama 2
hehe, i love the word "bloke"
Clearsky18 2
Bloke? What's that?
bruff3 0
hahahahaha "BLOKE"!!!!!! i wish i was british
lovelikewar 0
if it was a tshirt that's not that embarrassing, a LOT of tshirts are made in both men and women's sizes. people who don't realize bloke=boy are idiots