Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, I was spending the night at my fiancé's house. He knew my period was about to start, so he asked if he needed to put a tarp down on the bed. He was dead serious. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
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nicospec 1
How about playing Uno?
mikejunior88 4
he likes you for one reason clearly. now you get to decide if you want to be with a person like that or not.
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Comments (283)
elisabeth1_fml 0
love that comment. if the road is red ..... whatever happened to the really caring guys out there. yoo hoo where are you? lol
GreenMuzz 0
Theyre either married or in their 30s. If youre under 30 and you don't want to have sex, there is something wrong with you.
oclark53 0
I'm right here!
twistedparadox 0
I think we're a dying breed since most of the caring guys in high school never really get picked over some tool with money we change
thatnucca 36
Some boys would never grow into men or realize there's a lot more to relationships than just having sex... Don't worry, he'll find that out when he's 50... Smh!
GreenMuzz 0
Yeah but right now he's a teen. Why be tied down to one girl when youve got time for that later when youre married?
rasta_pasta 4
It's not about sex, it's the fact that this in no way benefits him and carries with it a real chance of ******* him over for something that essentially could be done by a stuffed animal.
GreenMuzz 0
Im guessing since she live with her dad, she's a teenager. If so, what do you expect him to want. There really isnt love when youre a teen, just people gaggin for their bit. And thats the way it should be
VolleyballShawty 0
Well I'm sorry, maybe u should get a better boyfriend
cjg0994 0
he's a someone who won't get any for a while
GawZ 0
well he has a good point... you might want to wait for some good waves before you go surfing.
bootzilla_fml 0
good point
durty 0
I like 36s way of thinking!! we need more of you's in this world! dirty sex! 36 haha
oddball1972 10
this is what's wrong with the youth of today !! that boy just didn't think things thru she's still got a mouth and my favorite is to take a ride on the Hershey highway
BWill9014 4
You can but generally... most guys don't want to