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Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to my dog when she's done something bad. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML
Today, I realized that I'm going to miss my mom's boyfriend's dog more than I'm actually going to miss him. The relationship is practically over but I've grown fond of his dog. FML
Today, and almost every day, my mother tells me she loves me, and I say I love her back, even though I don’t. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
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Top comments
mandymoo78 22
But how many times do you tell your mother you love her?
infinitemonkey 21
But are you a good boi?
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Comments (18)
PhoenixChick 26
Well, how many times do YOU bring the stick back?
WHSKitty4ever 23
Sadly, this ounds kinda (but slightly differently) familiar...
WHSKitty4ever 23
OP, if you want, please contact me.
Susan Cawkwell 2
In all honesty, I say that to my cats more often than my kids. Partly because my eldest grimaces if I say I love him, partly because it's just more natural for me to baby talk animals than humans.
Lavakins1 13
Man that’s everyone...dogs get the most love in the family
shannon2348 14
Oh my god. You really need to get a grip. ydi