Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML
Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
Today, my boyfriend again accused me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayed replying to his text message so I could feed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML
Today, my boss's oldest son challenged me to a chess game. I've been practicing a lot, so I decided to humor him. He was a challenging opponent; not because he was skilled, however, but because he was trying to cheat almost constantly. I felt exasperated, rather than accomplished, when I beat him. FML
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JillianIsLoveee 0
You should dump him He's an ass
ihatestupidppl 0
Wow, your boyfriend is a douche.
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Comments (135)
newburton13 26
Tell him it's nice that you have an ex-boyfriend who's too stupid to figure out when his ex-girlfriend lets him win at cards.
souljacker 11
Dump him. He's always going to make you feel bad to keep you.
v1k1rox 12
Your bf sounds like he thinks less of you. Dump him now before it's too late.
Pinkraincoat 18
Never dumb yourself down for a guy!
doglover100 29
You can never win.
senpa_kush 11
You should not dump him. Some people are a little competitive win next time and then let him win and make it seem like your both a tie in level
CaroAurelia 12
RUN.
kayayye 22
I would hope that you dumped him
SuicideBoobies88 11
I think you need to find a man and quit messing with a little boy.
Rammer3500 23
So you're dating him why?