Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML
Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
Today, my boyfriend again accused me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayed replying to his text message so I could feed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML
Today, my boss's oldest son challenged me to a chess game. I've been practicing a lot, so I decided to humor him. He was a challenging opponent; not because he was skilled, however, but because he was trying to cheat almost constantly. I felt exasperated, rather than accomplished, when I beat him. FML
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Top comments
JillianIsLoveee 0
You should dump him He's an ass
ihatestupidppl 0
Wow, your boyfriend is a douche.
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zeroprojekt 0
Next time you get to play him in whatever game you guys get into, smoke him. Play it as best as you can, and then dumb his ass once you're victorious. Double win!
spectator 0
You've already outgrown him. Move on to someone who will respect your intelligence and respect you too.
Sakke 4
Two words: Break up.
FromCFL 0
YDI for playing cards with Jim when you know he's a dick about losing.
TonyHighwind 0
Have you dumped him yet? Yes? Good. No? No, you haven't left him? THEN GTFO ALREADY.
Professor59 2
If you stay with him, you are exactly what he says you are.
keekeejo 0
this exact thing has happened to me. it makes you want to scream at them about how pathetic they are!!!
thatgirl007 0
YDI for acting dumb around him. Dump him and leave.
Sokai_fml 0
Wtf, unless he's "just joking", dump his ass. He sounds like an immature dick. :|
inconvienentgurl 0
leave him like the dumass he is hunny u can do way better if u have to cheat or dum down for him he isnt worth it!!!!
MouseyN 0
He throws a hissy fit when he loses and insults and belittles you when he wins? Get out. Now. It's not going to get better.