Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
Today, I got the strong urge to pee right as I got home from work. In my hurry to get inside, I grabbed my keys out of my pocket. They flew out of my hand, into the bushes. I couldn't find them in time and ended up wetting myself in my driveway, three minutes before I had to pick my daughter up from school. FML
Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
For men, the world is our porta-potty. For women, well you're pretty much screwed.
chillyCholo 5
Was he as excited as you were?
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Comments (77)
pagullarka 9
Next time Don't wait an hour, just go ahead and do it and then relax and wait for him by then you'll be dried up
innka 2
I'm sure you'll smell wonderful.
duhhduhh 0
If I was ur bf I would've dumped you as well...
bigfunkychiken 6
I am her boyfriend, and if you would have dumped somebody over that, then you are messed up.
glenysrod17 0
How cute
msjoyfull84 0
Pee in a bush or behind a car..... Dummy
kimgr 9
At least you didn't shit in your pants
LuckyTroll 6
go through the window
bigfunkychiken 6
Her window was locked
beacastro 0
true ..
vturbz91 0
Bet you wish you had a penis
zebralover23 14
I bet it felt good after waiting an hour. Probably worth it!
HaniahAhmad 0
ooh, that must have been awkward... But why didn't you just go to your neighbors, they would have understood, or walk to the nearest convenient store? You would have been able to pee much sooner!