Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Today, I unpacked in my new, non-air conditioned apartment wearing nothing but underwear, a tank top and an apron to stay cool. Later, I realized I'd crossed through the complex to my car and the dumpster many times, and arranged my deck overlooking the parking lot, without ever donning shorts. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I confidently walked into what I thought was my friend's apartment for a party, only to find a confused elderly couple staring at me. Turns out, I was not only three doors down from where I thought his front door was, I was also on the wrong floor. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML
Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML
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good_associate 0
Why wouldn't you just change in the restroom at your work?
mewzik 0
Never ever do that unless a friend is there to block you
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Comments (77)
angelfire_121 0
#41: FYL for taking this site so seriously. It's meant for you to get a kick out of other people's stupidity and every once and a while relate. And congrats for thinking every town is exactly like yours. In cities where real estate space is limited, anything can be next to anything. E.g. NYC where an apartment complex can be adjacent to a strip of stores and an upscale restaurant. Maybe you were assuming that the apartment complex was sketchy so there was no way it could possibly be located near a nice restaurant? It could've been a nice apartment complex. So, fail.
Roddsy 0
ew, i hate pervs :/
rachelbrianna25 0
Maybe the old dude wanted to look at the car, was it a nice car? LOL. Just playing. That's creepy. lol.
edobean 0
Ydi for changeing in the parking lot
Shyman4ever 0
Next time who cares of a creepy old man is watching you. It's not like you'll ever see him again. YDI for not using the restroom to change.
Nhori 0
Oh god, this is why you should never change in cars.
cwl727 33
Why didn't you change at work?
Nat52482 25
Uhhhh three words, "bathroom handicap stall" use it to change rather than outside where anybody could see you at any given time. Common sense.
puddinpies6 8
change in a bathroom stall somewhere..... common sense people...
tamesenicole 27
I've mastered changing in the back seat of a car and maybe she had to be at the restaurant at a certain time which probably didn't give her time to change at work and then leave