Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML
Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
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Rockferd 0
He was probably just trying to leave and figured this would be the funniest way to do so.
Starfire22 5
You'll never know that he was laughing because he KNOWS what YOU did last summer... which is lead the shinobi ninjas to battle against the great evil emperor and in essance save the world and all that is good and pure in this world. Then you went on to finding love, losing love and aciedently killing your true, true love... You don't remember because the events of losing your true love was so horrid, they decided to do a mind wipe to maintain your sanity... does that make you feel better??!!
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Comments (152)
justjacky 0
wow that sucks
eazye94 0
your probally really ugly and his friends probally came in before and told him about the ugly chick (you) likes to flirt with everyone
AlcaSMT 0
He heard a rumour about this chick who goes to Maccas so often, she bumps into people easily.
askantik 4
Breaking news: McDonald's is not food.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
More Breaking News - This is a reply to your comment.
Skyke 0
LMAO oh i actually LOL'ed
RsJp 0
ok I'm kinda new here will someone pls tell me wat OP means?
Boddmon 0
Oral Participant
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Ornery Platypus.
Sirin_fml 47
Onomatopoeic Prick.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
(wipes the blood pouring from his right temple and straightens his green tie) Very happy. Thank you, Ed McMahon. I think I'm going to lie down on that yellow submarine and figure out why everything is so dizzy and why I suddenly have Alzheimer's, but that's after I figure out why everything is so dizzy before lying down. I'm sorry, what just happened? And why is everything so dizzy?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
(smells the rag and drops to the floor unconscious)
Sirin_fml 47
*drags BSR's unconscious carcass off to the dungeon*
Skyke 0
this conversation is more entertaining to read than the FML was
RsJp 0
whatevr. I know what it means now thanks for not helping, asses
Hanban 0
Ohh! So is it really Odorless Perfume??? :D
purplemnm 9
you're the ***** of mcdonalds...fatty
zuuzuu_fml 0
OP didn't say she works at mcdonalds!! she just said she was there..
cooki3monst3r77 9
are you a ****? maybe your puttin the moves on too many guys that come in there.
24788 7
haha, I do this to people are the time. He was probably just messing with you.
shadowkiss13 0
Me 2!! itz funny, that cinfused look
pfunk129 1
maybe because you're the one with the big mac, double order of fries, chicken nuggets with a large diet coke??
The_Norwegian 2
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