Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML
Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
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Rockferd 0
He was probably just trying to leave and figured this would be the funniest way to do so.
Starfire22 5
You'll never know that he was laughing because he KNOWS what YOU did last summer... which is lead the shinobi ninjas to battle against the great evil emperor and in essance save the world and all that is good and pure in this world. Then you went on to finding love, losing love and aciedently killing your true, true love... You don't remember because the events of losing your true love was so horrid, they decided to do a mind wipe to maintain your sanity... does that make you feel better??!!
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Comments (152)
TheFern 0
I've heard about you too!! ****!!
FML_babe 0
maybe he's heard about the creepy girl who pretends to bump into cute guys at MacDonald's just to try pick them up...you freak! he know's he's not the first victim...
helo2 0
LMFAO
bee127 0
That made me lmao.
rwac07 0
lol @ 4
lickmyjock 0
People ARE going to laugh at you like that when they catch you sneaking burgers into your panties to get out without paying.
fuckyouasshole66 0
he wanted to confuse u LOL
Jen_J_the_J 0
haha #8 made me lol (Y)
blairyboo 0
maybe he jst wanted to get away and thought tht way would be easiest. or maybe he's mentally crazy..
Hanban 0
Aww. I hate those kinds. Good thing I'm in college already. :) Which means it's inevitable to be friends with a skinny girl. I hate feeling that fat chick.
lickmyjock 0
you don't think you're fat do you?
mzhonesty 0
Someone's been spreading a NASTY rumor about you, and I suggest you start getting new friends.
lostfaithinpppl 19
I agree.
thoughtcrimeno1 0
I heard you made a joke involving dead babies, ferraris and which of the two is not in your garage.
mzhonesty 0
No, I made a joke involving dead goats and BMWs, and they were both in a field. Get your facts straight. >:
jimboy 0
lol :)