Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Spooky season is nearly here
Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
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rg350dx 29
Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.
Missjazzy123 6
Probably sacrificing her to Satan.
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TehPurdo 4
Sacrificing her to Satan, duh! But you should probably get her checked out by a doctor and/or a pastor.
AnonymousBoyee 6
They are satanic
143amandaott 10
That's scary...I would tell then all to go home right away!! Haha
monster216 7
poison ivy in the house
AnimeRules1125 24
*chanting* SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!
seventhejellyman 12
And that's bad????????
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Ask to join in, It will freak the girl out when she wakes up.
gforce715 2
Light as a feather stiff as a board
enzodriver 4
mushrooms
CLT_420 13
Tf that true illuminati stuff going on