Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Spooky season is nearly here
Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML
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rg350dx 29
Call the local priest. If the phone lines mysteriously cut out and you lose power, start throwing crosses at them.
Missjazzy123 6
Probably sacrificing her to Satan.
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HonestAbe500 7
You may never kill a vampire with holy water, its their drink. You chop its ****** head off.
samp42 5
Your ******
mrsnewsome 4
A coven. Witches etc... Throw a bible at her
unicorn_of_death 8
I did that a lot as a kid
Sockmonkey12 10
Well don't interrupt the ritual.
jckxzie 15
Probably witchcraft, if they follow the Wiccan path or something alike, you have nothing to fear. Let them explore.
PikachuGod 10
Obviously, they were sacrificing their friend to cthulu! You'd best call the Winchester brothers!
JWalker33100 4
It's a colt or an exorcism
aishah77 21
It's a girls thing
_taco_cat_ 20
Satanic rituals.