Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML
Today, I made a trip that would usually takes three hours, but took over five thanks to holiday traffic, to comfort my best friend after another breakup with her horrible boyfriend. We'd planned to go and watch the fireworks; instead she completely ghosted me in this strange town so she and him could "work things out." FML
Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
At least you found out about it and can now dump the bitch.
oreomaple123 0
Wow that sucks.. I would texted back the guy and said Hey turns out I'm cheating on you and not tell her that...That would show her..
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Comments (229)
Silhouette_fml 0
At least you found out about it and can now dump the bitch.
6969awesome 0
keep the phone, say they didn't have it
Dr_Jalepenos 0
No texting while driving.
i_luv_dogs 10
Hopefully Op's gf wasn't meeting up with one if the other boyfriends while OP got the phone...
oreomaple123 0
Wow that sucks.. I would texted back the guy and said Hey turns out I'm cheating on you and not tell her that...That would show her..
ffmmllyaya 0
maybe the other guy already know she was double shipping. but yeah I would get evil n have some fun before making the bitch come clean
FYLyo 0
ha ur passive-aggressive
lulzorz 0
wow FYL. waste of gas, waste of time, sounds like your gf is a waste of space. better luck next time, keep your head up :).
bigdreamer59 0
you're hot
SparkleyTurtle 4
Smash it on her face! >:(
fakeredone 1
you should have thrown her phone into traffic
pinkpolarbear 8
Exactly what i was thinking
andyyroxx 20
After all that trouble...
nodbor 11
not quite the reward you were looking for for being a hero, was it
I_am_stupid_also 6
Txt him saying she is kind of bored and wants to try new things. Like anal and threesomes.
littlemuffet 0
She sucks, but being "bored in traffic" is no excuse for snooping. Still, FYL.
JHPugh 19
There's no reason to cheat
yes_yes_yes 0
YES! Text HIM :D then destroy the phone saying there was a mix up... :]
mf_fml 0
oh ****.
Loe_307 0
Keep the phone, run HER over. No seriously, don't do that. Txting the other guy might be fun though. Txt him saying she (pretending to be her) has some nasty std's or something. Go buck wild with it.