Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. An ex? A friend? A side guy? Nope, none of those. I called him “Dad”. FML
Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, while intoxicated, I accidentally called my girlfriend by female roommate's name. Panicked, I tried to correct myself and said my female best friend's name. My relationship with both is 100% platonic, but as a last ditch effort, completely frazzled, I said my cat's name. Now she won't stop calling me by her ex's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
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kcpestwick 15
Should've had a Twix
maxii290594 8
Wrong answer buddy , wrong answer ... You're screwed
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Comments (126)
Saikon1357 25
So when's the foursome?
russfml 31
Either way you lost that battle regardless of what you said buddy. Or ya could say you read it in Kama sutra as a new move lol
Lancer033 5
always use pet names in moments of passion or anger. say her name only when you're thinking clearly.
rockhead1270 5
Either way, at least you know Sara has good sex
JRtheSnowman 5
Next time say Sarah Connor, then explain your Terminator fetish
MrBowman 12
Hey man, it happened to me too once, oddly enough she didn't care, and continued on. Best of luck to you man.
fabs1171 23
The only time my husband talked in his sleep - he repeated his ex girlfriend's name three times. Funny thing was I was heavily pregnant with our third child that I delivered the next morning. He can't remember the dream and I genuinely think its a funny story as I'm the one he married and we've now been married 24 years. OP I'm sorry that you said the wrong name - hopefully your wife will find it funny one day.
mkcherry 14
The one time I ever did that it was someone who I have never had sex with, do not find attractive. If shes not reasonable and forgiving, you made a mistake marrying her.
murythawn 13
Such volume of milk has never spurted from mine nostrils
holliepong 8
what next?