Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
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kcpestwick 15
Should've had a Twix
maxii290594 8
Wrong answer buddy , wrong answer ... You're screwed
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Comments (126)
great_just_great 22
I think what we all want to know is which one WERE you thinking of?
smc3106 25
Exactly what I was thinking.. Lol. Couldn't think of a lie quick enough and he just quickly said the first thing that came to mind: The truth!
turdoblast 21
should've continued on tbh since you'd already effed up: "both, at the same time, wearing your lingerie, in our bed, etc.."
sunnyray812 42
Yeah, like that would go well.
missyfiona89 28
That's not FYL enough until you tell us what your wife did you to after.
wvcheesehead 13
Were you trying for rodeo sex? Where you shout her sister's name and see how long you can hold on?
Soundslikeothers 15
Wow ex girl and sister you are Never AND THE ROCK MEANS NEVER!! gonna live this one down
NyxWrath 20
that... was a very bad move.. goodluck apologising for that! but YDI Hun
mstoock 12
What would have been the correct answer?
aecribb 14
He could've tried, "Neither, I was thinking of potential names for the baby we're making". Still not good at all, but it's the best answer I can think of for that situation
Wakachulak 22
I suggest: "What do you care, you're getting banged either way!"
ksks1234 33
"Neither, babe. I have had that damn song Sarah stuck in my head all day!" Then start doing the kind of singing, kind of trailing off: 'storms are brewing in your eyes'...
91hayek 31
Sounds like you ended up with the wrong sister. With the other you could have gotten away with hollering your ex's name any which way. Now if I ever find an ordinary girl named Beyonce, I am so set for life.
BexBaby86 21
Might take a long time to get over that one. If ever. It's something that will always stick in the back of her mind. Even if she forgives you, she will wonder. Don't be surprised if she doubts you when it comes to trust. That's a big "ouch."
brandoneyez1 25
Never say names. I don't even moan or talk. It's all just in my thoughts that nobody can hear!
EndeR2D2 5
I can imagine your partner is bored....
ohcheriecherie 20
if I was with someone who was completely silent I'd just give up cos it's impossible to tell if they're enjoying it.
brandoneyez1 25
Actually for my partner and I it just works that way. I breathe heavy but I just don't say names. I may toss out a few f bombs but never a name.