Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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IAmzephyr 22
should've been watching the road.
kelciimackk 24
Eyes on the road, OP
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Comments (108)
Crucio 13
American Dad did it!
Dominus101 20
It's Amazing with distracted driving how a sudden turn of events can happen in a split second, Glad your ok OP, I hope the lesson is well learned
amileah13 26
Good luck trying to explain that to your insurance company.
spacefish966 18
If you were to hit my car with my kids inside and I found out this was the reason... I would beat some common sense back into your head
Seashells77 25
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dummmmmb.
raaron773 19
From next time please try to keep your eyes on the road before someone gets hurt.
Utetopia2014 18
So is it stuck on 99,999? Or did you run into the car in front of you for next mile and a half and now it reads 100,001? Or did it tick over 100,000 and now thats where its stuck? Or did you actually want to watch it tick over?
gsam99 20
Watched my '93 Dodge Dakota hit 170,000 this week. sorry for your luck, OP. If it makes you feel any better your car is worth less for the mileage and the wreck now. :)
1DreamCatcher1 20
Just be thankful you didn't run over a child or something. YDI
HeManPc 5
At least you got an unexpected balloon to celebrate.
CliffyB03 28
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