Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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IAmzephyr 22
should've been watching the road.
kelciimackk 24
Eyes on the road, OP
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matthewlee5143 2
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greeneyedx 23
This is weird because I just watched that American Dad episode this morning
moshpit11 8
I hope it was a cop car
Grayness_ 26
I did the same thing haha! I didn't crash tho, I was recording it be I also took a picture of it
smoothies14 32
Did you selfie with it through a school zone too?? Come on it's not that great. Watch the road.
BadKitty13 28
Y.D. I.
funnyguy543 2
That's one way to celebrate
ghostriley 14
Fun fact my speedo doesn't work and my car has been at 168000 miles since 2008 not getting it fixed until I want to sell the car hello resale value
toriamorales 5
Lmfao, Roger from American Dad all over again! ???
russiancat464 12
Did you get to 100000 tho?
AnicaWoW 14
Well, sounds like you deserved that one OP.