Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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Top comments
IAmzephyr 22
should've been watching the road.
kelciimackk 24
Eyes on the road, OP
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Comments (108)
TheLynx_fml 20
I understand why you would do this but you should've been watching the road better, yay a comment like every other one here
SAGARCo 19
On a somewhat related side note, my dad's car almost made it to the moon in a matter of miles.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
How did you get your license? Always keep your eyes on the road.
apcsox 18
Epic. Flippin. Fail. Op. EPIC!
prized_loser 17
You should see a semi turn over a million.
False_Stupidity 42
Now that'd be something worth watching. I'd love to watch it go back to all zeros.
StickyPickles 33
Well??? Did you see it????
doxer 13
Should've listened when the card reader said there's a wreck in 100,000 miles.
CliffyB03 28
You've got 99,999 miles, but 100,000 ain't one
helveeta 11
Haha I took my car down an isolated country road when it was about to change to avoid this!
warrenhoward42 20
dude, no offense. I understand the wonderment, but that is the dumbest reason to have an accident.