imsorry
Oakland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
SORRY!
Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mpsteve137
Acworth, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Apologetic
Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML
chicochico
France
Jesus wept
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
harambae
La Grange, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bovine
Today, I accidentally mooed during sex. FML
youaresodumb
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Routine
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
crier
Norfolk, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML
thisblows
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
S. Dub
🌶️ Spicy
Acting is hard work
Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
only my life
Concord, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Oooooooh!
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honky
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
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MercyFrag 22
How very Canadian of you...
Jasim 17
Doesn't matter had sex.
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homesuckfucker 28
You obviously aren't happy in your relationship, if you feel the need to apologize for consensual mutual enjoyment. You should have a talk with your girlfriend and address the problem. And, if it comes down to it, decide whether or not you really want to be with her. Good luck.
CDobs 8
Sage wisdom from a person who calls himself "homesuckfucker"
homesuckfucker 28
My username does not reflect my intellect. It's a nod to a comic that I like. That aside, I apologize if my advice isn't appeasing. I just feel that both parties should be able to enjoy themselves during sex, and not have to worry about apologizing for it.
TanzWolf 26
I don't understand why you got thumbed down, 13. I agree completely, and I don't understand girls who get angry or stop sex when their partner finishes first...
homesuckfucker 28
I didn't interpret it as the girlfriend being upset over a premature climax, which would be understandable if he didn't then help her get off. I thought OP meant that he feels as if he shouldn't be allowed to enjoy himself.
vikky538 29
did your gf accept tour apology?
_kyleG_ 34
I mean, there could have been a very good reason for that apology, but moaning it is a little weird.
DrCheese 16
Good god man. Where have your balls gone!?
rons_hot 3
He was probably apologizing for cumming first. Before she did
Darkness_Hate 29
Better than saying someone else's name. So don't worry.
v8nick97 11
Are you fro Canada?
GunSlinger69 19
Are you Evan from Superbad?
R2Y2 22
FYL, but you don't need to apologize.
SarcasticShade 16
Yeah if climaxing first is an issue put some numbing cream on your wick a little while before you start relations and you should be good. Be sure it dries properly or she may do numb too.
SarcasticShade 16
Go*
russfml 31
Ya that way you don't feel a thing