imsorry
Oakland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
SORRY!
Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mpsteve137
Acworth, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Apologetic
Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML
chicochico
France
Jesus wept
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
harambae
La Grange, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bovine
Today, I accidentally mooed during sex. FML
youaresodumb
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Routine
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
crier
Norfolk, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML
thisblows
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
S. Dub
🌶️ Spicy
Acting is hard work
Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
only my life
Concord, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Oooooooh!
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honky
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
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MercyFrag 22
How very Canadian of you...
Jasim 17
Doesn't matter had sex.
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Comments (61)
mimidamian 15
My ex moaned I love you ?
limabeans101029 21
Your point being...?
lndala 15
Shouldn't that make you somewhat happy?
SheepShoop_fml 20
If you usually are quick on the draw and you're afraid (for some reason?) to take care of your partner afterward, you should make sure they're taken care of beforehand. The guilt's not necessarily a problem - some people don't care at all and forget them, really - but there are a couple things you can do to please both parties and not feel like you need to apologize. If you're both having fun the apology is just unnecessary.
ForeverJasmine 26
I don't know what I'd do if my boyfriend moaned im sorry when he cums... I think that's strange
JKPwnage 27
[insert obligatory Canadian joke]
kpetrovski 24
This was incredibly depressing to read.
MsMourningStar 22
Are you sure you're not Canadian?
Nimor 25
I... I'm not sure how I should feel about your post.
xebi 4
I used to have a boyfriend who would apologise every single time he came. He thought he always finished too soon, no matter how many times I reassured him. It didn't last THAT long, but it was always the apology that killed the mood.
MsCitizenKane 7
Sometimes being whipped is just you, and not as a result of an over powering gf. If she's that bad, leave, if you're bad in bed, improve. If it's neither, then grow a pair, and just stop acting "whipped"
percythompson96 10
that's better then what I say, I always end up saying "HARDER" or "DEEPER"