Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML
Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML
Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML
Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML
Today, my older brother called me in the middle of the night to describe to me, in painstaking elaborate detail, the Yamaha commercial he'd just watched. FML
Today, I come home to find my nephew holding pieces of my new $3,500 Sony Video Camera. He told me he threw it out the window because it was a portal for aliens. FML
Today, I was showing my step-dad old photos of the family. We got to a picture of me and I mentioned how much weight I've lost. He muttered, "Heh, fat AND blind". FML
Today, I accidentally poked myself in the left eye. As I sat there in pain, my 9-year-old nephew, who we think has OCD, decided to help out by poking me in the right eye. FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
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perdix 31
"Auntie Cyclops! Auntie Cyclops! Guess what? I got a new 3D TV, and . . . Oh, shit."
nemisis11 12
"look on the bright side" ..you should have just stopped there :-P
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Comments (149)
softball1021 0
I am too! Which eye? Mine is the right. It's very annoying seeing everything being made into 3D, at the grocery store I go to there's 3D tablecloths, I mean really? Is it that important to eat your food with characters jumping out at your face?
crush451 15
mines the right eye too :)
DanceGianaDance 5
I'm sorry :(
BSCstud 0
Youre not missing much 3D tvs arent that great especially cause you have to put on glasses to watch tv
Neonnight 0
Does that mean you have a cool dog
UofLCardFan08 6
3D is honestly nothing special.
Hans888 7
my dad is blind in one eye due to him playing with a bullet in a device and it exploding in his eye when he was a young boy and he can't see 3D. so I feel for u OP
rainydayz133 6
Awww ;( tht's terrible
IPoopedOnU 12
AWWWW! that's sad :(
ciclopes 0
Its ok i am too! We cyclopses need to stick together.
Glenlordgirls 0
It's alright Ive been blind in one eye since birth too. I feel your pain