Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my girlfriend, and I told her that I loved her. She asked me how much windshield wiper blades cost. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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skyeyez9 25
Wiper blades range anywhere from $15-38 dollars.
Twunt 14
Or she loves you so much that you're at that part in your relationship where you talk about errands during sex.
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Comments (57)
iam_fuck_life 0
ydi. never tell a girl you love her during sex.
netflixjunkie8 8
Why not?
TrollTrollTroll 0
girls have cooties.
orindaa 0
haaaaa
guy_whos_sad 0
"I love you" "About a quarter past 5:00"
fxxxmylyfe 0
hahahaha
Ninjaface 0
Tell her that an actual ***** would be cheaper, but if she really wants to try the wiper blades then that's okay with you. Or you could stop sucking in bed so she doesn't need them.
The_Norwegian 2
On the positive side, you can start looking for a new girlfriend.
althor 0
At least you know what to get her for her birthday
VittiChan 2
omg fyl
cheese_fml 0
wow lol thts what happened to last week... but it was strippers...
perdix 31
You're supposed to **** in-out, in-out. If you're going swish, swish, swish like wiper blades, you are doing it wrong! Correct your technique or next time, she'll start singing "The Wheels on the Bus!"
HarperGirl 4
how do you even respond to something like that, its too funny
zac12345 0
I look forward to perfdix's posts everytime I open an fml
ryad69 0
The wheels on the bus go in and out...... Wait a second!!??