Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
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livzielove 0
why does justin bieber have an fml account...
TapialPaado 1
Welcome to the wide spectrum of sexuality. I hope you enjoy your stay.
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Comments (205)
dirtdude19 0
Did you just come out of the closet over FML?
zSapphire15 0
For my opinion, I think it's perfectly fine to be gay. But ya know, sometimes you picture yourself as a girl and then say you want a bf like that lol
ravenrocket 0
dude I turned out gay and it's not that bad. you don't HAVE to put a d**k up your a** but you'll get laid more times then a straight guy an it's like hanging with your best guy friend a bunch. so don't worry just go find a guy.
DrakeMcEntire 0
fag
MissBrainDamage 0
maybe you are bisexual OP! trust me it's not so bad, gives you alot more options
soonerchick12 0
hahaha aww. guess you need to find out what you are huh.
Codezlol 21
160, clearly that's a goat.
Alderman55 0
257 no fair! mine's still soft!!!
Trollawlawlawl 0
A goat? Please tell me that's a joke. You can't be that dumb..
Cisco1978 0
gay