Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML
Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
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Top comments
HowAreYouToday 34
well, on the bright side, you didn't make it to 'his' bedroom.
Catkam623 27
A nice boy like that didn't give you a ride home? Chivalry is dead.
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Comments (75)
misUnderstood23 9
He musta thought that you liked him when all you wanted was some d*^k.
Raging_hamster 5
A guy doesn't try to use you like a meat sack and you're complaining? Wow, poor you.
Raging_hamster 5
A guy doesn't try to use you like a meat sack and you're complaining? Wow, poor you.
Demoniq 25
YDI because, *****. I am not okay with a culture who welcomes one-night stands with such open arms... where has morality gone? :|
xx000o 27
She couldn't, her parents probably would have spent two hours telling him about her walk of shame.
IIIIIIIII 7
did he show you his pokemon collection as well?
middlenamefrank 8
I've often heard about those guys who'd turn down a one-nighter, but I'm still skeptical that they really exist.
wiccaantje 21
Because men only think about sex? Just like women only belong in the kitchen and do not desire to work?
HyperFLIGHT 6
Well if he didn't own his bedroom be glad u didn't go in it
lolli_12 6
At the bright side he didn't just want sex.
seriously_wtf22 2
Reminds me of the movie Failure to Launch (but he got laid)