Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML
Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
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Top comments
HowAreYouToday 34
well, on the bright side, you didn't make it to 'his' bedroom.
Catkam623 27
A nice boy like that didn't give you a ride home? Chivalry is dead.
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Comments (75)
olpally 33
The ultimate **** block and vag blocker right there. **** both your lives.
trsshup 8
It could be worse...she could have said "now you two go make me some grand babies".
Kiki242 19
That's a risk you take with random hook ups. May run into some of the crazies in the world.
Soundslikeothers 15
Worst episode of How I Met Your Mother ever!
angelitared 27
Wtf
StellaNox 16
Ouch! But look at it this way; in that speed, you'd be married in a month.
FimogenFeels 14
The sex shouldn't be the problem though XD
awkwardloveannie 28
with his mom around? unless you're into a kinky 3-some with your mom there is a huge problem
SnowboarderFX 14
Most kids that live with their parents don't share a room with them..
chilevmv 7
Well was he a keeper. At least you didn't sleep with some random dude and won't be considered a ****
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Bernadette? Is that you with your husband, Howard?
papayeya 18
U met a guy and at the same night u aimed for his bedroom o_O
MzZombicidal 36
Happens a lot, #26. Welcome to the real world.
lukep135 6
If you're a ****
513cletus 11
at least she wasn't like Howard wolowitz's mom.