Today, my sister found and read my journal. My first entry talked about how I shaved my ass for the first time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Today, my sister set it so all the Yahoo articles I read are published on my Facebook wall. This would have been fine had I not decided to read, "Does the gynecologist care if you shave?" FML
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
Wow you are very candid with your diary...not sure why that would be something you'd want to look back on or remember though!
ThunderLightTSV 31
Maybe try putting something simple in the first few entries next time, so anyone who snoops through it gets bored.
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Comments (55)
alfalfalaffa 17
Oh god... Shaving your ass sounds terrifying. I can't stop imagining prickly stubble from each cheek stabbing into the other cheek, drawing blood and causing excruciating pain.... I can't see how an asshole as clean as a whistle would be worth that.
thatsme293 28
I bet she will never read it again depending on how in depth you described the experience.
spacehagg 3
ydi
donutcallmethat 16
F her life, maybe she will stop reading other people's diaries.
Gngr_Grl 26
Instant karma for her snooping.
UserDoesExist 13
wth lol
MrsHoffman 11
Journal? That is so 1980's. Why didn't you post that on facebook including some pictures?
screweverythin 16
Lesson learned, she won't be snooping ever again. Although, why? Why did you want to write about this?
cornyrob 33
Did you put that in your journal so that you'd never forget, and that it was never for anyone else to read? Writer, edit thyself
vikky538 29
If you are man it would be a hell of a story to talk about at dinner