Today, my sister found and read my journal. My first entry talked about how I shaved my ass for the first time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Today, my sister set it so all the Yahoo articles I read are published on my Facebook wall. This would have been fine had I not decided to read, "Does the gynecologist care if you shave?" FML
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
Wow you are very candid with your diary...not sure why that would be something you'd want to look back on or remember though!
ThunderLightTSV 31
Maybe try putting something simple in the first few entries next time, so anyone who snoops through it gets bored.
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Comments (55)
aesthetic umbrella 18
Yeah, I had that problem too, where people snooped through my diary. I just started writing online on a separate Google Docs account.
Balphleair 24
Dear diary, today I shaved my ass for the first time.
Moonelo9 14
where did you hide it that it was found by your sister?
trucker2 33
She could have corrected all your grammar mistakes in the margin...
Scarylizard1798 23
Aye ya gotta do what ya gotta do
Missa_Sissa 10
I guess it doesn't matter now... you posted it online
novapine 19
To me, journal reading is unforgivable.
tomvertigo 17
Why was it that shaving your ass felt like a necessity?
CheeseyWolf 9
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
brunanolasco 11
that is the type of thing you should keep it for yourself