Today, my sister found and read my journal. My first entry talked about how I shaved my ass for the first time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Today, my sister set it so all the Yahoo articles I read are published on my Facebook wall. This would have been fine had I not decided to read, "Does the gynecologist care if you shave?" FML
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML
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WCARlover 35
Wow you are very candid with your diary...not sure why that would be something you'd want to look back on or remember though!
ThunderLightTSV 31
Maybe try putting something simple in the first few entries next time, so anyone who snoops through it gets bored.
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Comments (55)
lusanna 19
It's very tedious isn't it, I know exactly how you feel girl
animechan 15
Why the **** did you write that?
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
If that's where you started, I'd hate to imagine the level of intimacy in the latest entry!
Kingbenford 12
"Dear diary, today I shaved my ass for the first time. The shaver was buzzing and hair was falling off my ass when it touched it. See you tomorrow diary!"
jdagilliland 6
Three words: full disk encryption.