Today, my girlfriend has such a bad ear infection that she's leaking yellow pus, but she still refuses antibiotics, calling them "white man's poison" and insisting that "indigenous healing" will cure her. This translates to listening to drum music and dancing, then vomiting everywhere because her balance is fucked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that she always feels like shit, and that she's tried "everything" to feel better. Everything except eating regular healthy meals, exercising, sleeping regularly, drinking water, showering, and changing clothes daily, that is. I pointed this out, and she kicked me out in a rage. FML
Today, my germophobic girlfriend has tested positive for Covid, and is utterly convinced she's going to die. She's been crying in the bed for the last five hours, talking about how much she regrets her choices, and how she never should have spent her last year with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend kicked me out for the night so she could calm down. All I did was suggest her headache might improve with paracetamol and a nap, as opposed to the burning sage stinking up our bedroom and the crystal wand she had pressed against her eyes. FML
Today, I was given the ultimate ultimatum: either I suffer excruciating stomach pains and remain a hostage to the porcelain whirlpool goddess, or I stop taking pain medication and face the wrath of a raging infection in my jaw. FML
Today, I'm on my second day of a week of antibiotics to treat a bad urine infection. Incidentally, the pills seem to be giving me extremely loud, frequent, gut-wrenchingly painful and smelly diarrhea. Only 5 more days to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend offered to wash the bathroom while I was at work. I came back home to find her feeling unwell with a bad headache. She had mixed drain cleaner with bleach because she thought it would make the bathroom cleaner. Now my entire house is a mini gas chamber. FML
Today, like every day since my wife was prescribed antibiotics for an infection, I had to hide one of the pills inside her food, because she'd apparently rather fall seriously ill than swallow them like an adult. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to drink several shots of vodka after taking a pill that makes you sick when you drink. She puked all night and then blamed me for making her sick. FML
Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML
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Top comments
FluffythePink 23
Eh, if she's that set on her own Darwin Award there's not a lot you can do except hope she survives the sepsis. Personally I'd be rethinking the relationship though, do you seriously want to spend your life with someone this ******* stupid?
Chazzster 32
Some idiocy cannot be helped. It’s sad…
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Chazzster 32
Some idiocy cannot be helped. It’s sad…
FluffythePink 23
Eh, if she's that set on her own Darwin Award there's not a lot you can do except hope she survives the sepsis. Personally I'd be rethinking the relationship though, do you seriously want to spend your life with someone this ******* stupid?
UsernameNotRandom 10
It will be the same for a stroke, a heart attack, and cancer. If she refuses proper medical help she is selfish and a liability on your emotions. As much as you care for her now, what if it was something worse and you watch her slowly die because she refuses proper care. It isn't worth the heartache. Find someone with common sense and who cares about being around for YOU. Save yourself OP.
core01 30
What if they have kids and she refuses medical care for them too?