Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my drinking problem became apparent when my daughter asked for a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML
Today, my dad asked me if I'd started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later, he found my stash of cigarettes under my bed. FML
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML
Today, I had my first glass of red wine after months of pregnancy and giving birth. Just as I sat down and started to relax, I spilled it all over myself and my in-law’s couch. FML
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML
Today, I went to a Nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming, "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML
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Top comments
Markovski 18
That's rude. A dad should be more mindful and respectful, ESPECIALLY at a time like this.
DiamondGirlj 18
Do the same thing if your invited to his anniversary
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Comments (99)
potato63 10
Oh well to bad maybe it was lame
kikoma 32
No matter how "lame" a wedding is, it is often the best day in the married couple's lives. :) Basically, a wedding can't be "lame".
drp513 3
you were doing you let your dad do him he won't be around forever
Roseberry3 12
Congratulations! I hope the ceremony was beautiful. It is moments like the one with your father that (I hope an anomaly) make you and your family laugh for years to come! Best to you and yours on your new beginnings.
gunzerker 8
Why were you outside? I thought the bride would be way too busy to be worried about little things like this.
LevyLove 17
Best part of going to a wedding IS the drinking tho.... ? And congratulations on marriage!!! ??
Tsula1994 13
It's sad that a parent would put their own feelings over their child's. It doesn't matter how you feel when someone you know is getting married, it's about the people getting married. If they truly want to get married, they will with or without you. I for one hope if I have children that I would have raised them to marry someone I could respect and accept into the family. If not, then either I don't know the whole story or I am caring more about my feelings over theirs and I should stop. No matter how I felt I would still support my child. I know what it's like when I didn't have the support and I always want my children to know their happiness is all I care about. When you have a child you create a life, and after a certain point, you can only influence it.
cryssycakesx3 23
if you "put people's feelings above yours" that wouldn't have been so long and repetitive.
RebeccaRFT 18
So, if your child was marrying a convicted criminal with a bunch of skull tatoos and smokes and says things to your daughter like 'bitch make me a sandwich', then you'd still support her? Because obviously your daughter isn't being naive or manipulated, right? You just don't know the whole story?
Johnnycake23 42
Maybe he dislikes the husband or has social anxiety issues. Don't rush to judge the man.
Flyndaran 10
I have crippling social phobia and anxiety, yet every time I am a raging butt much it has been fully my choice.
thejonac 21
i'm sorry but i can't find a way to be positive about what he said, he's your dad and he should be supportive of you at this time, not casually degrading your marriage
Delsanity 13
At least he is honest haha. Kick him out .
jld8628 7
That's just rude and disrespectful to you.