Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my drinking problem became apparent when my daughter asked for a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML
Today, my dad asked me if I'd started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later, he found my stash of cigarettes under my bed. FML
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML
Today, I had my first glass of red wine after months of pregnancy and giving birth. Just as I sat down and started to relax, I spilled it all over myself and my in-law’s couch. FML
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML
Today, I went to a Nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming, "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML
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Top comments
Markovski 18
That's rude. A dad should be more mindful and respectful, ESPECIALLY at a time like this.
DiamondGirlj 18
Do the same thing if your invited to his anniversary
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Comments (99)
sprints54 19
Weddings are usually long and boring so he was just trying to enjoy it.
NodakN8V 25
Nailed it
davek 36
Won't be the first wedding where someone was drunk. I thought it was virtually compulsory?
pks2014 10
Haha all u guys out there his dad is simply laughing that his mistake which he did years ago is now being followed by his poor child :) if u wanna feel that become a husband
zarrganaut 17
I really can't imagine if either of my dads did that. I'm sorry OP. ):
Kougeru 12
YDI for having a wedding. Just my opinion. Weddings are a scam for money.
Steffi3 40
If he hadn't said 'stupid shit', one could have thought he couldn't handle giving his daughter away.
RebeccaRFT 18
I'm a girl and (even though I'm not exactly eligible for marriage) I see no point in weddings. They cost so much money, and you have to dress in fancy clothing and eat politely and kiss in front of a whole crowd while the crowd is staring like a hawk at you. All the while you can just save that money and sign a marriage certificate and not plummet into debt the day you're getting married. The bride would also have to buy an expensive wedding dress that she'd only wear once. Not to mention that all of your family on both sides will be there and neither family will most likely like the significant other. Weddings are a waste.
TeTeKels 2
I love your dad!!
justagirl17 6
Why the hell is nobody using the letter e when they type out fmls