Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview, then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, only to see that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, I was at a barbecue and, unbeknownst to me, took a bite of really hot bacon. In my ensuing panic, I grabbed and took a swig of my friend's beer. It wasn't beer, at least not any more. She was using it as an ashtray, and I got a mouthful of cigarette butts. FML
Today, I saw a bug on a stranger's arm and as a knee-jerk reaction smacked it. It took me a second before I realized it was actually a loose scab. FML
Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML
Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML
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Katers22 0
I would slap you if you licked your finger then touched me. YDI, for way intruding a thing called personal space.
jillz 0
Did you actually put your spit on her face? F Her L
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harcleennorsbyk 0
Reaction: Ohh noo...
peanutbutterfly 0
im pretty sure this is more of an FHL first, she embarrassingly had her pimple scab mistaken for BBQ sauce and had to explain what it was and second, you disgustingly touched her face with your saliva
hopelessybroken 0
That's ever so slightly....well, creepy. i know i'd be creeped out if one of my close guy friends did that to me. I agree with 24. FHL.
wallythedolly 0
thats creepier than creepy.
sawabear15 0
Now that's just foul.
piddly_03 0
why is that creepy? lol i think its cute!
biwinning88 1
how... they are not together its a huge violation of her personal space
holagranola 15
If my boyfriend did that to me, yes I would think it was cute. If a complete stranger did that to me, I'd probably slap them.
Meow34 0
Never touch a girls face like that unless you're her girlfriend. And how is a scab and BBQ sauce alike?
Beans12345 5
The color?
itz_a_jojo 0
Ew! Really?! Why would you try to touch her face with your saliva?
corey_kelly 0
sick dude
Googlemypants 0
evidently, if someone tried to touch my face after they licked their finger, they wouldnt have balls left what u did was gay D; no one i kno would do that O-o;;
Beans12345 5
How is it gay if he did it to a girl?