Today, I put on my new sexy lingerie to get my husband in the mood after work. When I walked into the kitchen where he was reading the newspaper, he eyed me and simply said, "Honey, please, your stomach is the biggest turnoff ever." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of Doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the Doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML
Today, my husband hasn’t touched me in ages. I bought sexy lingerie and walked around the house in them. My husband wouldn’t budge. When I asked him why he didn't want to get physical, he told me, “You want me to be honest? Do some sit ups and butt squats, then I’ll be all over you like cheese on macaroni.” FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML
Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, I tried to surprise my husband because our sex life is lacking. We have planned sex Tuesday night, every week, with the lights off. When he came home for lunch, I was naked and waiting for him. He took one look and said, "I forgot you looked like that. Meh, I'm going back to work." FML
Today, my husband was trying to be sexy, and asked me if I wanted to sit on his "Belly Finger". Major mood kill. FML
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briannak91 0
:( you poor thing.
KVKdragon 26
comments like that make me wonder why men say that. does the man want sex or not?
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Comments (163)
triggerit 5
he just tired of your body... he is really looking for some fresh meat... there is nothing to do... a man is a hunter by nature...btw a woman is looking for the fresh blood too smtms... win-win
normfavs 0
it's not about what's on the outside! if he loves her 100% that comment wouldn't have been said
teamsleep22 0
3 is a ******* fag. hahahahaha
latinqueen3d 0
omg! what a ******* douchebag asshole!! if my husband ever said shit like that to me(he knows better) I'd cut his ass!!!
shitakii 0
You sure know how to choose 'em.
rugbyking5525 0
mmm baby I'd like to get a closer look at you...... you're gorgeous
marissacelina11 0
oh well that sucks .. try working out :)
lucidlucia 0
Guys aren't usually like that. Why would he not take an opportunity to have sex? he's either having an affair or about to leave you.
franki2486 0
if your husband isn't interested in you there is a problem. I have gained 40 pounds since being with mine and he still loves me and appreciates my body. for all of you who are saying it's her fault, maybe it's his because he can't appreciate his wife. I'd like to see you all when your older and gained weight.
Freeze_fml 17
You're a trap.
overthelimit 3
this calls for a diet.