Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML
Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I did laundry at a laundromat for the first time. I then folded everything on the table, until an old man tapped my shoulder and said, “Uh, those are my socks.” I'd neatly folded his entire load of laundry. He took it back without a word. FML
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choirnerd9 0
That's not slutty at all XD
JennaMarie420 2
why couldn't you just say hi?
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Comments (242)
RiDER1111 0
did it work?
blahman52 2
I think going up and saying hi would have been easier lol
pinklover24 13
Its called 'go walk over and talk to him.'
KatrinaKitten 16
Being an attention-seeking, oblivious ***** is always attractive.
eftup 9
lol
franniedottp 8
why... would... you.. kill... a POOR INNOCENT KITTY?!?!?
bucky007 3
............. f.u.l ^^.
wisftovpfr 0
this is true. better than the whole hard-to-get thing which is a pain in the behind
firstrecon 0
ooh yes, I love skanks who throw themselves at every man they see. or on this case throw their panies at men.
anorexicbarbie 8
Wow, that's really trashy OP.
rooisRAD 4
Sorting his laundry mostly, he may be a monk and all he owns is white, but I doubt it...
A100893 30
Nice job. Now he thinks you're blind or just a weirdo. Who does that? ..Well I guess you do.
pink_raindrops 26
I think logic behind this is really funny. I'm too nervous to talk to him because he's cute and I'm embarassed...oh I know, I'll let him find a pair of my underwear that way he'll have to come talk to me! LOL there's definately no embarassment when a complete stranger has to give you back your underwear. The laudry mat is one of the most boring places to be saying hi to someone there isn't weird at all.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Agreed. Aside from the gross-out factor of washing some stranger's underwear in your laundry, what would she have done if he just kept them?! Or thrown them away and rewashed his clothes, which is what I would have done?
cupcakeslayer 0
and if you really need an ice breaker, there's so many sane ones.such as "do you have a crisper dollar I can trade you for? the machine won't accept mine"
johnnybagodonuts 2
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I'm sure he'll forgive you if you let him slay the pussay
airforce987 20
this reminds me of that scene from Catch Me if You Can, except it was an old lady's underwear...