buhknee
United States
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
rooisRAD
Mikimiks93
South Africa
Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML
Spooked
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Demon
Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself last night was my sister's Furby that she'd stuck in the closet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML