Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. I had my headphones in and was blasting my music. It was also cold so I had my hood up. I had my back turned to the house and wasn't paying attention. My brother thought I was a burglar and tackled me to the concrete. FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML
Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
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Top comments
Millybug 0
That's what you get for smoking, nitwit. I hope you at least apologized to your poor neighbor.
Sanrio90 8
YDI. I don't care if people smoke or not, just be responsible.
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Comments (209)
mutant_zebra 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
x3chibi 0
Haha smokers vs nonsmokers. As a nursing major, I know smoking has so much bad side effects and yet people say 'it's my life' blahblah. Grow up. Do what you wanna do, but don't bitch out the nonsmokers bc you guys just look like little kids who just wants to do whatever they want.
youngboss_fml 2
that is ******* hilarious
Shyman4ever 0
YDI for smoking. Quit or die noob!
smileymiley 0
I know smoking is very bad for you and a disgusting habit, but I have to admit, it makes you look like a badass. Sometimes I feel to start smoking to look that downright cool... Obviously I wouldn't though..
omgzdude 0
geez simple lesson don't smoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
you wouldn't have this problem if you didnt smoke.SMOKING KILLS!!!!!!!
Eduske 0
I have the same problem. only I go smoke and drink on the roof. You can imagine my parents shock when I fell off the roof and broke my foot.
boojie97 12
Today, my loser of a neighbor flicked a lit ciggerette in my hair. FML
mathmaster112 0
First of all, u were smokin. Second, why the heck would u flick a cig butt into ur neighbors yrd?