Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. I had my headphones in and was blasting my music. It was also cold so I had my hood up. I had my back turned to the house and wasn't paying attention. My brother thought I was a burglar and tackled me to the concrete. FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML
Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
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Top comments
Millybug 0
That's what you get for smoking, nitwit. I hope you at least apologized to your poor neighbor.
Sanrio90 8
YDI. I don't care if people smoke or not, just be responsible.
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Comments (209)
Cantabguy 0
It seems intelligence and reason triumph over yet another fool.
funnyyy 0
hahahhahahahahahhahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
OuttaNowhere81 0
Dude. I seriously didnt expect this kind of hatred towards and huge arguements to arise from this. kinda weird. And i agree that smoking is very bad for you and addictive. I have quit now, thank the lord! Its nice to stop. I do think its annoying to smoke in public. i never did that.
Petorious09 0
Today I has mowing my lawn peacefully when my neighbor threw a cigarette in my hair, I now have a patch of missing hair and a burned scalp. FML
funnyyy 0
hahahhahahahahhahahahaha holy shit maybe thats your neighbor!
OuttaNowhere81 0
doubt its my neighbor. this happened back in like the 80's. i only put today so i could get into the recent list.
funnyyy 0
maybee your neighbor did too!
feelingblue 0
i agree with number 6:| and what the hell were you thinking?:|
Squeezee 0
Numberr one can suck it ha
Mr_Resetti 0
Your parents don't let you smoke because it's bad for you. Listen to them once in a while and you might just make it to 20 without a criminal record.