Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, cable was installed at my house and the cable guy smelled like some horrid mix of cabbage and cheese. I'm pregnant and suffering from morning sickness. I've sprayed air freshener, lit candles, and opened windows despite the cold outside. I can't get rid of the smell. FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, a massive septic tank that takes waste from 11 factories exploded. The wind is blowing directly towards us. Even with closed windows, no amount of perfume helps. There's no escape. People have puked. We've still got 4 hours of production and management doesn't care about the workers outside. FML
Today, I'm seven months pregnant and going to college. I had to use the bathroom, but all of the bathrooms at my building were closed, so I had to walk to the next building, a block away. I didn't make it. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML
Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML
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perdix 31
Go four miles away. I didn't realize that pregnancy impaired one's logic so much.
DoomJeff91 2
That's one smell of a power. Use it for good, not evil.
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Comments (98)
GriefBacon 0
LOL I know your pain. But I think maybe this might be a good day to visit the park...or maybe go to a movie. Visit some friends. Anything but stay home.
DylanTrepanier 0
Epic nose powers?
prplwrpl 0
You commenters are annoying. Have you ever had morning sickness? Well shut the heck up.
Isa_fml 20
God, I'm tired of people thinking they're special snowflakes because they managed to get knocked up. ******* deal with it.
lolluv 0
that six! maybe you could stay with your parents or a friend.
TooBadd 0
who cares. sucks for u
hassenpfeffermmm 0
I love how you make that sound so dramatic. My fellow soldiers had to live for a month with the smell of an overflowed septic tank before someone would fix it. that's actually a health risk and a shame given the mold infested small living quarters they're allowed. you're just being self centered.
emilyta_fml 0
That's what you get for not keeping your legs shut. Pfft. Baby.