Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, cable was installed at my house and the cable guy smelled like some horrid mix of cabbage and cheese. I'm pregnant and suffering from morning sickness. I've sprayed air freshener, lit candles, and opened windows despite the cold outside. I can't get rid of the smell. FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, a massive septic tank that takes waste from 11 factories exploded. The wind is blowing directly towards us. Even with closed windows, no amount of perfume helps. There's no escape. People have puked. We've still got 4 hours of production and management doesn't care about the workers outside. FML
Today, I'm seven months pregnant and going to college. I had to use the bathroom, but all of the bathrooms at my building were closed, so I had to walk to the next building, a block away. I didn't make it. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML
Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML
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perdix 31
Go four miles away. I didn't realize that pregnancy impaired one's logic so much.
DoomJeff91 2
That's one smell of a power. Use it for good, not evil.
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Comments (98)
hurricanerebekah 0
Poor you. Sorry about that.
kazkazkazkaz 0
Reason #452 to add to my list of Why I Need To Be Sterilized. But apparently shit from breast-fed babies smells "sweet"? (thanks, Facebook...) So I guess you have that to look forward to.
Wet_Dream 0
cry baby!
scarletlily_fml 3
Boo f*cking hoo. Poor little princess has to smell bad things :( Get over yourself.
lala08 0
ignore all these dumbass comments from people talking shit. None of them know your life so they wouldn't know if you are having a plan pregnancy or not. Either way your bringing an amazing thing into the world! They can say shit all they want but they don't know how it feels to be pregnant and have to carry a baby for all those months. They won't know how it feels to puke your brains out or get kicked from the inside or have their organs moved around. CONGRATS ON THE BABY!!! i know how you feel about morning sickness tho. i had it the first 4 months of my pregnancy and couldn't hold very much down and couldn't stand the smell of very much things. the horrible part for me was working in a grocery store. i was running back & front to the bathroom all the time.
MistressSly 0
KUDOS!!!thank you finally someone said it and to think men whine we we ask them to take the trash out.*tsk*tsk*
neptuneflytrap 0
I don't understand the YDI-ers on this site. How does a woman's decision that she wants to have kids mean that she "deserves" to feel nauseous on the same day a horrible smell is invading her life? That doesn't even make sense! FYL, OP. I hope you were able to get out of there, which by the way, doesn't make the situation suck less!
testingfml 0
that's bad.
EveryDayJackAss 0
....is one of your parents a dog by any chance?
DumbStruck79 0
Stop bitching