Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML
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Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, cable was installed at my house and the cable guy smelled like some horrid mix of cabbage and cheese. I'm pregnant and suffering from morning sickness. I've sprayed air freshener, lit candles, and opened windows despite the cold outside. I can't get rid of the smell. FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, a massive septic tank that takes waste from 11 factories exploded. The wind is blowing directly towards us. Even with closed windows, no amount of perfume helps. There's no escape. People have puked. We've still got 4 hours of production and management doesn't care about the workers outside. FML
Today, I'm seven months pregnant and going to college. I had to use the bathroom, but all of the bathrooms at my building were closed, so I had to walk to the next building, a block away. I didn't make it. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML
Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML
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perdix 31
Go four miles away. I didn't realize that pregnancy impaired one's logic so much.
DoomJeff91 2
That's one smell of a power. Use it for good, not evil.
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Comments (98)
_whatever_77 0
That's what you get for reproducing. YDI.
alison89 0
i don't understand why you just don't leave
sjx 0
Maybe because she has morning sickness and feels shitty?
txgirl09 5
At least you'll eventually stop having morning sickness and you'll have your new son or daughter.
hazardharry 0
unless it's a hermaphrodite
kar89 0
actually, they consider those boys.... if one does a crime, they will put in man jail
welderchick87 0
So why not just go to a friends house for the day? Nobody is keeping you in your house but yourself.
ToTaLLYNo1UKnow 0
You're Pregnant?Congrats.Although The Septic Thing Sucks...
Amkii 0
You can smell someone burp from 3 miles away?! Damn, I am IMPRESSED!!
kieffa 0
You're pregnant? Yup, that's an fml if i've ever heard one! lol
alwaysalady 0
When I was pregnant I kept dryer sheets on me to block unplsent smells. not sure that will help in a situation this extreme, but its worth a shot
thisisme83 0
Everyone is saying why don't you just leave, but did anyone think, maybe she was working or something, so she COULDN'T leave? Just a thought...
Morokea 0
Wow you guys are assholes, lol. All I can say is that sucks...