Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
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marcranger 29
The answer to the question in your username is yes.
extrasnipes 22
I hope you found out when he introduced you and not at night...
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Comments (41)
DJNgamez 8
Today on things that never happened
Lm_0710 2
so he's into the older women
dickwad666 2
hopefully you didn't realize this when he was showing you pics she sent him.
Iwannarock1 19
or when you heard her moaning through the wall.
JETarchitect 32
oh the stories I'm sure OP wishes he could unhear now that he knows the truth!!
trucker2 33
Next time she's there for a romp, I'm such you could get your dad to visit....
ThrottleJockey 36
Stifler's mom!
TMO2142 25
*adult film music plays*
avenger665 4
Stifflers mom^
jvanevery 19
I'm guessing the mom has not been to their apartment because she would probably know where her son lives
WillMM76 12
Lol!