Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
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marcranger 29
The answer to the question in your username is yes.
extrasnipes 22
I hope you found out when he introduced you and not at night...
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Comments (41)
captainsmegma 12
Get ready to call him daddy!
starlandmarie 22
Let's hope you guys get along well just in case he becomes your future step father :D
not_your_taco 15
I think we deserve more information on just how you found this out. Did he tell you her name, or did you walk in on a surprise?
citrusglass 22
I love how you phrased this. "A surprise".
HyperTek 16
Ouch
darshini_ii 24
The One Tree Hill reference tho
CallMeMonica 15
There is no recovering from this.
iceking53 8
did you see her leave the morning after their night together?
SameerJain 15
start calling your your roommate daddy or dada ; p
Liyara 8
Hell yeah, Lincolnshire! <3
Boobookittyf96 10
mom and child alike. :'D