Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Today, I had my earbuds in while walking to work. I was so into a particular song that I didn't notice I was singing out loud despite people being around. A random jogger gave me a thumbs-up and said, "Shit voice, wrong lyrics." FML
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
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GrooveSponge 0
:D that's so unfortunate...I hope he didn't kick you in the taco.
Doortje 30
At least you enjoyed it for a short while.
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Comments (109)
keepingitnasty 15
Ydi: for having that whacky shit on your iPod.
_daniellesays_ 10
Oh I'm sure you're very proud of every single song you have :P
THE_A_TEEN 28
What do you get when you hate this song? Insulting others like a pissed off Doc What are you at writing pointless YDI's? What do you think will come of that? I don't like the look of it Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da Hating this song will get you no where Ship yourself to my front door And then will have fun in my torture room In-my-torture-room
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Some people have songs on their iPod they don't necessarily listen to or even like, for one reason or another. For example it could give you a laugh, remind you of something or someone, serve as a reminder of how much that one band's new music sucks, or you might have put it there because you want to show it to someone, etc.
linkinpark98 24
Who has Oompa Loompa songs on their iPod? o_O
KiddNYC1O 22
Op does.
shortyife 0
that was my 1st thought! *weird*
flockz 20
sounds like you have a tiny problem on your hands, or rather beneath your hands.
castrosabeast 7
Best thing I've heard all day
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Hang on let me grab my 9 piece... :)
FroHo 8
Haha, I'd die to see that! :D
flockz 20
*grabs iPod and shotgun*
Skyrizzle23 0
^ Haa. You just made my day.
phatway12 13
Why do you have that on your iPod?... haha
onorexveritas 24
hahaha oh well
jezebel1979 3
Why do u even have that song???
FriendlyOtaku 10
Best train ride EVER.
whitey317 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMIw82pX4mA&feature=youtube_gdata_player 2nd best*