Today, the essay-writing guy I met on Facebook Messenger who I paid $200 to do my research paper gave me a paper unrelated to the topic. It’s due at midnight tonight. It’s a 8-page long assignment. He blocked me on Facebook. Goodbye graduation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I failed an assignment because the person I paid to do it plagiarized the entire thing. FML
Today, after I'd being sick all day, my boyfriend volunteered to do my very long sociology paper. I was later notified by my professor that the paper I'd submitted was completely plagiarized. FML
Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML
Today, I got a writing assignment back. After meeting with my professor specially after class and meticulously combing through every word of that paper, I got a low D. Turns out, he graded me down on every suggestion of his that I took. FML
Today, I found out that I chose a wrong class and my 30-page paper worth 10 credit points that I wrote for that class is basically worthless now, and my graduation might be postponed another semester just because of that. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, after attending lectures for months, studying for weeks, and spending hours writing a 15-page research paper, I was informed that due to technological issues during registration, I was not enrolled in the class. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish an essay. I submitted it one minute before the deadline. Later, I opened the file to double-check and realized I'd uploaded my rough draft, containing notes like “THIS PART MAKES NO SENSE, FIX LATER.” The professor then replied, “I agree with your assessments.” FML
Today, after turning in a paper that I worked really hard on, I got it back with a grade of 0. In the feedback section, my professor wrote: “In all my 37 years of teaching, this is by far the worst essay I have ever read.” FML
Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
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MidnaLink 35
Good. That's on you for cheating, dumbass.
cuz803 46
You got finessed badly. But hey, you get what you paid for. Tough luck. I hope you still reach your goals and put in more effort next time.
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cuz803 46
You got finessed badly. But hey, you get what you paid for. Tough luck. I hope you still reach your goals and put in more effort next time.
MidnaLink 35
Good. That's on you for cheating, dumbass.
RichardPencil 32
Just contact your professor with screenshots of your exchange with your ghost writer and the proof of the money transfer. Surely, the professor will give you an extension to hire a better writer and probably give you a few hundred bucks to make sure you get a quality employee. Give that a try!
mike3775 39
When I was in college, I never understood why people had a hard time writing a long paper. Every single professor I had who required term papers, always stated so at the beginning of the semester, so I always asked about it, to get an early start on it. I would always be nearly done with them, about the time they mentioned it later on.
Plop 17
Even without being such a goodie-two-shoes, you do at least have the whole semester to put it in the backburner, let it simmer and should have plenty of ideas by the time you start. Once you have the overall structure in mind, writing such papers doesn't take more than a few hours.
mike3775 39
I learned the hard way about waiting to do papers. So when I finally went to college in my 30’s, I decided to get a jump on them. It wasn’t goody two shoes, it was being smart with time. Going to school full time, working full time and raising kids at the same time, makes you be smart with time management
rotflqtms_ 21
I just BS'd my papers. Had one professor who let us email them to him by the end of class. I'd start and finish the paper WHILE IN CLASS, answer questions for my "class participation" grade and still get A's on the paper. World Civ. Didn't like history anyway. For ethics, I'd just write a paper and find sources that went with what I said. I'd also do those at the last minute. My last minute papers always got better grades than the ones I did with time to spare. No idea why, Haha. I mean, I guess had I tried harder I wouldn't have only graduated Cum Laude...but hey, no one even asks about that now.
DoctorPALO 14
When I was in college, I was a terrible procrastinator. I NEVER started an assignment before the night before it was due. I did all my own work and got great grades. Procrastination or no, do your own work!
randybryant799 21
You deserve it for cheating. Next time try writing your own paper.
idragosani 17
That's blatant cheating. You don't deserve to graduate. Are you planning on having other people to do your work in the real world, when you get hired for a job?
sirrubberduckie 37
Maybe he's planning to be the type of manager everyone hates, in which case the answer is definitely yes.
nammavic1 12
That’s what you get. 😂😂😂😂
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Yeah, there's no way you don't deserve that. Being lazy, paying a complete stranger to do your work for you, a stranger you met online no less... if you're got the Internet to post about your idiocy on FML, you have the capability to do your own assignments.
OnReceivingEnd 18
I weep for the species. This isn't even the only post like this in the past two weeks or so.