Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML
Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML
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Top comments
Broc 0
What awkward kids... Even if they weren't interested, were they really so afraid of even talking to you that they had to LEAVE?
DreMaMa 0
Maybe, It wasn't even about you? Maybe your friend is the ugly one...just saying
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Comments (110)
DrConstantine 0
Not everybody likes ******.
Evilbeagle 0
#90 Of course I know what it means, and if one will not be seen in a pool with someone that is ugly, I would consider them unhealthily vain. It's still about being overly concerned with how one appears, and if this is the case, they would qualify. Note that I was not saying this was definitely the case. I am questioning the OP's side of the story.
xoxo_121 0
ha maybe ur really fugly
trustno1fox 0
YD for being *****.
Proxgotsthafia 0
Take out the word "tank" and this FML becomes even more interesting.
jayjaylee19 0
ouch
yati 0
They are one of those kinds of Human beings called "Homosexuals".
lillyass 0
damn
ajmast2 0
Maybe they were gay
redfred5 0
Maybe they were hard In the pants