Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entire school got to throw paper balls at me. FML
Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
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iliketurdles 7
Doesn't matter. Still won.
sierra142 19
Ha ha ha ha. I can just picture it.
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iliketurdles 7
Doesn't matter. Still won.
leadman1989 16
It's only cheating if you get caught... wait.
ShakeMeDown 12
The entire time OP was running "We are the Champions" was playing in his head.
tanneriscool 2
In slow motion?
You_Need_Soap 6
Chariots of Fire theme.
nolarboot 10
"Now come back to [the finish line] so we can show you how much you won. Come back."
madelinebriana 11
What was your cue that the race had even started?
armyboy5989 2
Your not trying if your not cheating
evilteddybear 0
Uuummm.... I was just warming up;)
GrooveTurtle 0
But they were looking at the clock, doesn't matter still won. But I cried the whole time, doesn't matter still won.
sierra142 19
Ha ha ha ha. I can just picture it.
sexaaydino 14
That's not nice :(
drivemysoul19 8
Rude.
cyns0_oaSailor 0
16, your bf has a bad taste in video games
iChel413 6
You have to admit that it is funny!
jon120ukfan 2
I'm going to hell now for laughing at this
natnatkat 8
Let me guess. The people who said this comment are also "chubby".
ladiesman219 4
i pictured it too!! i laughed a little hehe
RavagedSoul 0
Funny yet mentally scaring at the same time
caity878 0
Haha yeah him running and being like hell yeah and then turning around being like...oh shit
phoenixslayer69 4
Good exercise. Don't sweat it.
That0therguy 4
Don't sweat it?
yarsii 0
Boom tish.
GSP101 0
Warm-ups are important too.
yeezheng 6
It's alright . Everyone makes this kinda mistake once in a while. Just ytd I facepalm into a glass door at a crowded mall. Don't sweat it! Everyone have their embarrassing moment now and then :)
Blueglasscup 18
I did that once too. The impact made me ricochet off the door and onto the floor.
False_Stupidity 42
Wouldn't that be called a facedoor rather than facepalm?
Babyseal420 7
You were just so fast you won before the others even started.
HomeAl0ne 20
Cheer up OP, I bet it was a handicap race. Wait, that doesn't make it any better, does it.
RawrNom 0
just pretend you were practicing, then when you go home, just say - Hey, mom... I crossed the finish line first! and when she asks - so you won?!, just be like - well I crossed the line first.. what do you think? lol... Op, I've done something similar don't worry ><
Chad_the_Brony 0
Please don't EVER do a situtuation comment ever again. They are NOT funny and ******* annoying.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Rage quit racing again now that you've won. Now that your a winner i suggest you go off and grab a hot girl of your choosing and have her feed you grapes.....or weightloss pills. Which ever you prefer.
Torva_fml 16
You're.
LifeOnBlast19 9
Your name is quite disturbing.
MagicallyFat 12
It's very messed up. Who kicks puppies?? It's more of a punting motion… LACES UP!
death_dolphin24 0
You're a dick.
MagicallyFat 12
Hahah I'm joking people I love animals I have the best cat in the world
WillTay 8
57: Location: Hogwarts, USA? You're an idiot.
leadman1989 16
You went SO fast you slowed down time. It's the ONLY logical explanation.
zachherbert 10
Or, he started before everyone else..... Ah, who the **** am I kidding? That makes no sense at all.
yeahbuddayy1114 1
Haha.
robertlovespi 3
Darn and just when your chubby cheeks thought you were gonna get all the ladies.